"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
anyone concerning themselves with trying to prove that michael brown shoplifted from a convenience store believes that black people should be executed extrajudicially for petty theft
Same with “Oh, but he had marijuana in his system,” and I’m hearing it from people who I KNOW have smoked weed. Smoking weed is not a capital offense. Shoplifting is not a capital offense. Being black, apparently, is.
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
Okay so I had this dream last night where I was driving my car on train tracks down this heavily wooded area (don’t worry, that was a perfectly safe and acceptable means of transportation in my dream land) and then my car broke down so I was just kind of standing there outside of my car and all this wildlife just started walking by me and I’m like okay cool, I’ll let them pass and then I’ll start walking too because I don’t want to be in their way but then this frog/snake/turtle/wasp slithers by and stops near me and it was one of the most intense moments of my dream life and the only way I can describe the creature it is like it was about knee height on me and it was like a slimy, overgrown metamorph (like that weird frog stage where they’re not really a frog yet but also not a tadpole) that was really long and slithered like a snake and had a wasp stinger on its butt and a turtle shell that made it indestructible (this was definitely the scariest thing ever when I was sleeping) but it stopped in front of me and cornered me against my car and then it opened its mouth and stapled my foot to the ground with its teeth, which was very painful and at the same time it was moving its body around and stinging me and it was so scary. The end.