codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

morbidlizard:

drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Every time i see this on my dashboard i have to reblog it, omfg it just makes me laugh so much lol

george-fo-days:

weloveshortvideos:

The greatest save ever.

Vine by Brandon Higgins

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odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 
odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 
odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 
odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 
odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 
odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 
professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

rosalarian:

fakegaysluttyantics:

anyone concerning themselves with trying to prove that michael brown shoplifted from a convenience store believes that black people should be executed extrajudicially for petty theft

Same with “Oh, but he had marijuana in his system,” and I’m hearing it from people who I KNOW have smoked weed. Smoking weed is not a capital offense. Shoplifting is not a capital offense. Being black, apparently, is.

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

clockworkcreatures:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

This is actually what startedthe Batman vs. Superman thing. The Joker blow up the Daily Planet or something like that and Superman lost it. He just straight up killed him and Batman saw it. You know how Batman’s thing is dont kill people even if you have the power to, so he decided Superman couldnt control himself. He had too much power and had to be put to a stop. Thus the beginning of Batman vs. Superman.
clockworkcreatures:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

This is actually what startedthe Batman vs. Superman thing. The Joker blow up the Daily Planet or something like that and Superman lost it. He just straight up killed him and Batman saw it. You know how Batman’s thing is dont kill people even if you have the power to, so he decided Superman couldnt control himself. He had too much power and had to be put to a stop. Thus the beginning of Batman vs. Superman.
clockworkcreatures:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

This is actually what startedthe Batman vs. Superman thing. The Joker blow up the Daily Planet or something like that and Superman lost it. He just straight up killed him and Batman saw it. You know how Batman’s thing is dont kill people even if you have the power to, so he decided Superman couldnt control himself. He had too much power and had to be put to a stop. Thus the beginning of Batman vs. Superman.
clockworkcreatures:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

This is actually what startedthe Batman vs. Superman thing. The Joker blow up the Daily Planet or something like that and Superman lost it. He just straight up killed him and Batman saw it. You know how Batman’s thing is dont kill people even if you have the power to, so he decided Superman couldnt control himself. He had too much power and had to be put to a stop. Thus the beginning of Batman vs. Superman.
clockworkcreatures:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

This is actually what startedthe Batman vs. Superman thing. The Joker blow up the Daily Planet or something like that and Superman lost it. He just straight up killed him and Batman saw it. You know how Batman’s thing is dont kill people even if you have the power to, so he decided Superman couldnt control himself. He had too much power and had to be put to a stop. Thus the beginning of Batman vs. Superman.

clockworkcreatures:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

This is actually what startedthe Batman vs. Superman thing. The Joker blow up the Daily Planet or something like that and Superman lost it. He just straight up killed him and Batman saw it. You know how Batman’s thing is dont kill people even if you have the power to, so he decided Superman couldnt control himself. He had too much power and had to be put to a stop. Thus the beginning of Batman vs. Superman.

A message from Anonymous
I met you in my dream last night. It was pretty rad, we ate pizza
A reply from agentrodgers

Okay so I had this dream last night where I was driving my car on train tracks down this heavily wooded area (don’t worry, that was a perfectly safe and acceptable means of transportation in my dream land) and then my car broke down so I was just kind of standing there outside of my car and all this wildlife just started walking by me and I’m like okay cool, I’ll let them pass and then I’ll start walking too because I don’t want to be in their way but then this frog/snake/turtle/wasp slithers by and stops near me and it was one of the most intense moments of my dream life and the only way I can describe the creature it is like it was about knee height on me and it was like a slimy, overgrown metamorph (like that weird frog stage where they’re not really a frog yet but also not a tadpole) that was really long and slithered like a snake and had a wasp stinger on its butt and a turtle shell that made it indestructible (this was definitely the scariest thing ever when I was sleeping) but it stopped in front of me and cornered me against my car and then it opened its mouth and stapled my foot to the ground with its teeth, which was very painful and at the same time it was moving its body around and stinging me and it was so scary. The end.

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz
thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;
Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;

Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz